𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗘 𝗞𝗬𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗧𝗔
Sab kuch. FREE mein. Bill aata hai toh baad mein – baadh, sookha, garmi ke roop mein.*
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*NATURE SE MILNE WALI 10 SABSE BADI CHEEZEIN – Jinke Bina 5 Minute Nahi Jee Sakte*
**Nature Deti Hai** **Hum Kya Lete Hain** **Agar Na Mile Toh?**
**1. Hawa / Oxygen** Har saans – din ki 23,000 baar 3 minute mein game over
**2. Paani** Peene, nahane, kheti ke liye 3 din mein body band
**3. Khana** Anaaj, fal, sabzi, daal 3 hafte mein dum tod doge
**4. Dawa** 70% dawai pedh-paudhon se banti hai Bimaari ka ilaaj nahi
**5. Kapda-Makaan** Cotton, lakdi, baans, mitti Nange aur beghar
**6. Mausam Control** Pedh garmi kam karte, baarish late hain 50°C+ mein fry ho jaoge
**7. Mitti** Kheti ki jaan, ghar ki neev Khaana ugega hi nahi
**8. Jaiv-vividhata** Madhumakkhi = fal, Giddh = safai Food chain tootegi, bimari failegi
**9. Sukoon / Khushi** Jungle, pahad, samundar dekh ke dil khush Depression, stress 100%
**10. Aane Wali Peedhi** Bachchon ke liye duniya Unko oxygen cylinder virasat mein dena padega
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CHUPI HUI CHEEZEIN JO NATURE DETI HAI – LOG BHOOL JAATE HAIN*
1. *Muft AC:* 1 bada pedh = 10 AC ke barabar thandak deta hai. Bijli bill 0/-
2. *Muft Filter:* Wetland aur pedh hawa-paani saaf karte hain. RO kharidne ki zarurat nahi.
3. *Muft Doctor:* Jungle mein walk = BP kam, sugar control, tension gayab. Fees 0/-
*NASA ki report:* Dharti par 1 insaan ki saal bhar ki oxygen ki keemat $50,000 hai.
*Nature deti hai muft.* Badle mein hum kachra dete hain. Fair deal hai kya?
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*SABSE BADA HISAB-KITAB* 💰
*Nature ka 1 din ka bill agar aane lage:*
1. *Oxygen:* ₹4,000/- per person
2. *Paani:* ₹500/- per 20L
3. *Pollination by bees:* ₹15,00,000/- per khet
4. *Mausam control:* ₹10 crore per sheher
*Mahine ka bill:* ₹1.5 Lakh per family.
*Saal ka:* ₹18 Lakh.
*Ab soch:* Tu ₹18 lakh de sakta hai saal ke? Nahi na.
*Isliye Nature Guardian banna padta hai. Kyunki EMI nahi bhar sakte, toh izzat se seva karni padegi.*
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*FINAL BAAT*
*Nature maa hai.*
*Maa bhooka rakh ke khud kha le, toh beta kaisa?*
*Hum wahi kar rahe hain – Jungle kaat ke mall bana rahe, nadi mein gutter baha rahe.*
*Ab tay tu kar:*
*Nature se sirf LENA hai?*
*Ya Guardian ban ke KUCH LAUTANA bhi hai?*
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